Hokkien Poem

Let us sing the Hokkien Poem

Children is kina kia,
Bird is chiao kia,
Korean car is kia,
Give birth is seh kia,
Furniture is Ikea,
Police is mata kia,
Small house is chu kia,
Country name is Czechoslovakia,
Puppy is kao kia,
Kitten is ngiao kia,
Chicken is kuey kia,
Pig is tu kia,
H/phone is nokia.

Penang kia wu hokkien kia ka teoh chew kia,
I'm teoh chew kia,
Malay is huan kia,
Hindu is kit leng kia,
Kuai lou is ang mo kia,
Chinese is t'ng lang kia,
Japanese is jit pun kia,
Bad Guy is phai kia,
Good Guy is ho kia.

Person who read this message is Gong Kia,
If you laugh, you are Siow Kia.